Spider Bear, Spider Bear, does whatever a Spider Bear does.
I feel like a Jewish Pentagon Bear on Christmas!
You can spin my rotor anytime baby
I came here to kick ass and drink coffee and I just finished my Grande Latte'
Sleepy time, bitches
When you see it, you will shit bricks
Why am I not using Google Maps?
Oh God Mr. Barstool! Please hold me and don't let go!
Rubbing this on my genitals seemed like such a good idea 30 seconds ago.
It's like the Red Light District in Amsterdam, but with bears.
I'm about to poop garlic chicken all over this bitch
I'm beyond the looking glass, bitches!
I'm not sure if the natives are giving me gifts or are about to eat me?
Ok, I'll be honest. I'M F'ING LOST!!! Where the hell am I?
Who? Who what? Bitch, do you speak english?
Does a bear shit on a fern?
When you are this cool you need sunglasses because the Sun shines on you 24 hours a day
Nobody tells the Pentagon Bear where to get off
I haz camouflage
Ladies wish it was this small
Don't judge us. We are in love.
So many bitches, so little time.
