Bar Shennanigans

So I was walking down the street looking for some downtown Arlington bear action when I saw the infamous QAC that I escaped from. I decided to pay her a little visit without her knowing. 

I'm not touching you!

Your observations are astounding.

Hahahahhahh.... laugh it up fuzz ball.

 SERIOUSLY TURN AROUND. I'M RIGHT HERE

I finally gave up and decided to enjoy the festivities. Pentagon Bear loves bitches and beer.

Adventures Abound

After all this time going to fabulous ports of call, I decided to visit that special place in my heart. I learned the important lesson that you can never really go home...because there is a lot of weird crap lying all around.

I hope I don't die in a fire.

 I'm confused. 

Bitches don't know that I live for the music

I

 I just pooped on the seat

I'm kind of scared that there

are so many boxing gloves.  Seriously, what kind of troubled person just leaves this stuff around? Whoever works here obviously doesn't do anything  productive.

I like my bitches like I like my coffee, reconstituted and single serving

We are going to play a new game called Abbottabad A-Go-Go.  Potato Head, you be the 6'4 Jihadist, Army guy with the bling, you be his wife and I will be Seal Team 6. GO!