Army Convention

My journey has taken me to some fantastic places the last 3 months.  But, somehow I was lucky enough to get into the 2010 AUSA show in DC and get to play with guns, and drink free beer, and see booth babes and battle with gigantic military robots (relatively speaking).

Get to the choppa, bitches!  I'll hold them off!

Strap myself in, because I'm on an express elevator to hell; going down, bitches!

I'm making a hole in the wall and driving this thing to RFD for happy hour, bitches!

I'm not a afraid of a bunch of derka, derka jihadists!  You can call the 

shotgun seat. I call hood, bitches!

How the hell did I get to the choppa before all you bitches? Bitches be slow!

No I won't take it back! Yo momma so easy, she was finger cuffed by Johnny 5

and ED-209 with a can of wd-40!

Ladies, calm down. There's enough of this Pentagon Bear to go around. 

Now get me a beer and make me a samich!

I feel like I'm back in Nam.  Damn you Charlie!!

Winnie The Pooh once asked me, "How can you shoot women & children?! " 

I replied, "It's easy--you just don't lead them as much, bitch"