Want to get High?...On the Seas, Bitches!

So after my crazy, super fantastic adventure on the Jersey shore (no fist pumping for me, thank you very much), I decided to go on a cruise.  The life of an escaped Pentagon bear is not for the faint of heart.

I missed my calling as a Somalian Bear Pirate.  

It's not even Friday up in here, Bitches!

What the hell is this? This better not be a Mapplethorpe exhibit!

Too much Happy Hour fun.

Help! Aunt Jemima is real and she's done gone crazy!

This is my bed! I called it first, bitches!

Hanging out on the street corner holla'en at some mighty fine bitches. What? Land Shark? WTF are you talking about?

No I won't take it back! Yo momma so fat she look like a megalodon with a weave